ladies and gentlement of the bay area:

i have hit the fucking jackpot.

do conversations on where to eat with your friends sound like this:
"where do you guys want to eat?"
"i don't care."
"i don't know."
"i'm just hungry..."
"how about *insert place*"
"noooooo!"
"i don't like *insert place*!"
"i'm just hungry..."

tired of eating at nation's giant burgers, mission burger, or bob's giant burgers or a permutation of "a place" and "giant" and "burger"?

is "fremont's fremont, and fremont's boring." the general consensus of your friends?

if so, then i have hit the fucking jackpot for you!

check out specific and picky restaurant reviews in the bay area

i bet my ass monkey that your friends, if receptive to new ideas, won't have problems with finding places to eat anymore.

...gotta get an ass monkey first.

ook.